I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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