I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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