I'm going to jail i love you
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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