This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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