Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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haha 2:02--he can a different pain in the ass then.
haha i've smoked with him before he's actually pretty funny.
Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole Smith, and Billy Mays have all proven that celebrities make the best pharmacists
Wow. He sure is brilliant.
1. His name is spelled Jayson not jason
2. You are full of shit because the area codes from NJ and Jayson hasn't lived in New Jersey for a few years now he lives in South Carolina.
3. His life is shit right now and his wife is fucking crazy and has driven him basically in the ground.
4. I doubt he was out anywhere drinking because he doesn't have any money left. & a huge part of that reason is because his crazy wife likes to spend 60,000 dollars a month on his American express card.
Why is society fucked up? I'm for drug use but not for reasons like this.
if it is such a pain in the ass to have sex with a woman why doesn't he just jack it and skip the female all together? Or maybe try a dude who understands his delicate sensibilities?
12:02 chiiiilll buddy. And he's MY role model :)
the funny thing is he's doing it to piss off his brother not for any other reason
Your all full of shit.
Reppin' the 201 yet again I see here!
Pretty bad... My brother's name is Jason Williams... he spells it Jayson. And this sounds like something he'd tell someone.... Funny as hell...
Last time I checked this wasn't called take these texts so fucking seriously from last night. It's just called tfln!!!
ha, yeah, definitely a 'role models' reference
Why do people on this site take shit so seriously.
Sorry...should've asked him how to spell his last name instead of getting drunk and shooting the shit
What a bunch of douche bags.
Frankly, I find that if I drink just enough I can do my do and still pass out before the post-coital convo...
Words of wisdom to live by.
How is he brilliant? Just go ahead and kill the bitch. Doesn't make you any worst if you do either one. You're still an ass
HAHAHAHAHA! This text wins.
All you people who take this so seriously, lighten up.
HAHAHA 201 REPRESENT