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  • 82 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:22pm

    haha 2:02--he can a different pain in the ass then.

  • 83 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:49pm

    haha i've smoked with him before he's actually pretty funny.

  • 70 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:52pm

    Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole Smith, and Billy Mays have all proven that celebrities make the best pharmacists

  • 67 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:44pm

    Why is society fucked up? I'm for drug use but not for reasons like this.

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:02am

    1. His name is spelled Jayson not jason 2. You are full of shit because the area codes from NJ and Jayson hasn't lived in New Jersey for a few years now he lives in South Carolina. 3. His life is shit right now and his wife is fucking crazy and has driven him basically in the ground. 4. I doubt he was out anywhere drinking because he doesn't have any money left. & a huge part of that reason is because his crazy wife likes to spend 60,000 dollars a month on his American express card.

  • 78 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:26pm

    Reppin' the 201 yet again I see here!

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:23pm

    Wow. He sure is brilliant.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:02pm

    if it is such a pain in the ass to have sex with a woman why doesn't he just jack it and skip the female all together? Or maybe try a dude who understands his delicate sensibilities?

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 6:44pm

    ha, yeah, definitely a 'role models' reference

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:35am

    12:02 chiiiilll buddy. And he's MY role model :)

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:54pm

    Your all full of shit.

  • 51 38
    Submitted by weedkiller on Jul 7, 10 at 1:33pm

    the funny thing is he's doing it to piss off his brother not for any other reason

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:48pm

    Pretty bad... My brother's name is Jason Williams... he spells it Jayson. And this sounds like something he'd tell someone.... Funny as hell...

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:17pm

    What a bunch of douche bags.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 9:55pm

    Last time I checked this wasn't called take these texts so fucking seriously from last night. It's just called tfln!!!

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:24pm

    Sorry...should've asked him how to spell his last name instead of getting drunk and shooting the shit

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:18pm

    Why do people on this site take shit so seriously.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:15pm

    Frankly, I find that if I drink just enough I can do my do and still pass out before the post-coital convo...

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:24pm

    HAHAHAHAHA! This text wins. All you people who take this so seriously, lighten up.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:47pm

    How is he brilliant? Just go ahead and kill the bitch. Doesn't make you any worst if you do either one. You're still an ass

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:29pm

    Words of wisdom to live by.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:08pm

    HAHAHA 201 REPRESENT