YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So vagazzling was a success
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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