Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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Yet still a level below "SIMBA"
"Simba" is an all time great one!
Superman that ho!
ahhh...the memories of "Simba." That truly was an amazing text. Simba, ftw.
Don't pull out pussy.
He has to, dude. Brodie Bruce said it best, "It's impossible! Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he cums during sex, he probably blows a load like a shotgun blast... right through her back."
SIMBA is a legend, nothing compares to it!
Good ol connecticut