HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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