What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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