Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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