apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Negative calorie foods don't exist. Thus, a blowjob is better. Diet-friendly protein boost.
Wow missamerica. It's not zero calories, it just takes more calories to digest than it contains. You must come from South Carolina
Actually a guys jizz is about 5 calories so blow jobs arnt negative calories
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its zero calories. chewing it burns calories = negative calories to eat celery
it is if you're good looking enough that she wants to do it.
Where do you have to rank on the "eating disorder" scale in order to seriously worry about the caloric content of cum?
Bwahahahaha that's like a staple convo at my work