apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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Wow missamerica. It's not zero calories, it just takes more calories to digest than it contains. You must come from South Carolina
Negative calorie foods don't exist. Thus, a blowjob is better. Diet-friendly protein boost.
Actually a guys jizz is about 5 calories so blow jobs arnt negative calories
it is if you're good looking enough that she wants to do it.
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its zero calories. chewing it burns calories = negative calories to eat celery
Where do you have to rank on the "eating disorder" scale in order to seriously worry about the caloric content of cum?
Bwahahahaha that's like a staple convo at my work