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  • Wow missamerica. It's not zero calories, it just takes more calories to digest than it contains. You must come from South Carolina

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 28, 11 at 6:24pm
  • california :)

    Submitted by missamerica on Apr 30, 11 at 2:56am
  • Negative calorie foods don't exist. Thus, a blowjob is better. Diet-friendly protein boost.

    Submitted by asdf on Apr 28, 11 at 11:49am
  • Actually a guys jizz is about 5 calories so blow jobs arnt negative calories

    Submitted by fckyrlfe on Apr 29, 11 at 5:22pm
  • it is if you're good looking enough that she wants to do it.

    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 28, 11 at 10:47am
  • First

    Submitted by acarli1 on Apr 28, 11 at 10:27am
  • FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!!!!\nAHHHHH!!!\nNOW EVERY1 KNOWS I POSTED FIRST!!!!!!!\nAHHHHHH!!!!\nIM FUCKING AWESOME!!!!\n\n*rolls eyes*

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 4:25pm
  • its zero calories. chewing it burns calories = negative calories to eat celery

    Submitted by missamerica on Apr 28, 11 at 3:54pm
  • Where do you have to rank on the "eating disorder" scale in order to seriously worry about the caloric content of cum?

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 28, 12 at 9:37pm
  • Bwahahahaha that's like a staple convo at my work

    Submitted by 420MILF on Nov 19, 12 at 10:43am