just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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