WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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