ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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