it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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