I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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