In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
