I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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