I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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