This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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