It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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