I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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