Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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