Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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