so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
oh god the rape fog is back!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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