literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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When a woman asks for the hose, you give her the hose.
It rubs the lotion on its skin...
You should never be drunk so tell that person I said that also tell them that they are a jack ass
You should spray her anyway
Perhaps she heard of your past sexual prowess and is afraid that you're going to force yourself on her in the shower?
And she would be hosing herself off with... Something other than a hose how?