discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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