just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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