Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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