where does the pee come out of this thing
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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