I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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Go get some free birth control at Planned Parenthood, idiot
If you can't afford to buy a pregnancy test you'd better pray it's negative cuz you definitly can't afford to raise a child
Please get a fucking abortion if u are pregnant. That kids life would be shit with u
Lol 8:00 you sound like you have done that before.
Wow. Hope your not pregnant. For the childs sake.
Planned parenthood is free / cheaper than preg tests or the problems shoplifting bring along. Woman up and get on the pill
Oh, that's lovely. You know, there are programs in certain states to keep people like you from spawning. You might want to look into that.
9:06 that's even worse than being a slutty whore.
I would be way too disgusted with myself to post this on tfln. You can get birth control for free. Do so.
@5:03, maybe you're not catching the whole context of this message. But uh, impressive vocabulary I guess? Anyways smartass it's fairly obvious this wouldn't have been posted if this person wasn't in a committed relationship. It's tfln, mostly drunk texts from last night. Get over yourself
I don't see a lot of context that implies much beyond the fact that the woman has had sex more than once, which, I guess, in the minds of some people, implies that she is a slut. I get that this site is dedicated to silly texts, but that doesn't mean it's okay to make broad assumptions and suggest that someone stab their cervix with a rusty coat hanger.
They're a dollar at the dollar store, and they're just as effective. Trust me.
Target has Target brand pregnancy tests for 3 bucks. The Dollar Tree has them for a dollar. And for everyone--Planned Parenthood is not free. The consultation for birth control is 45 dollars, and the cheapest birth control prescription they offer is 9$ a month. Still cheaper than a kid, but NOT free like so many of you think
Go to Planned Parenthood for a Pregnancy test
Well a lot of people are exaggerating but in my opionion, I would suggest this girl keep her legs shut and stop being a hoe. With that mentality she may never need a pregnancy test until she's planning to conceive.
Wow all you are awful people. Its not like this woman did anything wrobg yer u r saying she should wound herself. Ur jus jellzzzz that ur not getting sexed like she is. Ur probs nit getting any cuz ur ygly as fuck gahhahahahahahahahha im so funny. And i jot as jell
I second the coat hanger option. Whores like this should avoid cleaning it tho.
Pregnancy tests at Dollar Tree. They work.
People can be so fucking judgmental. You don't have to be a "slut" to take a pregnancy test. You could be in a committed relationship and using birth control, but birth control is not one hundred percent effective even when used correctly. Stealing one isn't the smartest, but seriously, the vitriol spewing out of these idiots is embarrassing.
Not only are you a whore, your a poor whore at that. Which, in all my years of dealing with whores, are the worst ones
Fuck people who steal! It fucks it up for the rest of the consumers who are honest and have to pay more because some dipshit, like you, steals. Pregnancy tests are free at any hospital! Get a fucking clue!
Three out of four people STEAL. \nAlso- I bet you've taken something at least ONCE in your life, so don't walk around acting like you're tha shit.
Did anybody fucking understand 1:00?
Dumb ass illiterate person.
In soviet Russia pregnancy test steals your money and you have it's baby after a long rapefest.
Dollar tree sells pregnancy test for guess what...... A dollar
sorry, what does "first" mean?
Please don't have children.
Straighen out a metal clothes hanger. Heat it up, and after it cools down clean with rubbing alchol. Now get on the shower and jam that thing in your vag as long and hard as you can. Make sure there is lots of blood.
If you can't afford a pregnancy test keep your legs closed!
Planned parenthood has a sliding scale. If you are poor enough (or say you are) it IS free
So did it come out positive?
Can someone translate 1:00? I don't speak blond.
White trash whore!
Maybe next time you decide to be a dirty slut you should probably buy condoms. For every pregnancy test you take you could have a dozen condoms. ACTUALLY I wouldn't know that's probably false I've never been that much of a slut where I had to take a pregnancy test
Go suck some dick for money
What a class A lady....
Solution: Go to a dollar store, buy a 10 pack of metal coat hangers, and use one. It's only $0.10 per abortion. Cheap. Then use the other 9 to stab yourself in the lungs, heart, neck, kidney, eyes, and die you dirty whore.
Mom? Is that you?
Like omg shut your legs you filthy cunt. Ugh. Thank god i'm Jewish.