Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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