Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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