Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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