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  • The Mood's classy. Condom Kingdom isn't classy but its fun. Sperm fountain!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:10pm
  • smoke weed and fuck me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:38pm
  • LMAO 7:59 our football team sucks but we go to fancy sex stores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01pm
  • "how much for the big red dildo against the back wall" the old lady asked? "Ma'am" the clerk replied. "That's a fire extenguisher".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:32am
  • 7:01PM - Calm down, we're talking about sex, no need for name calling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:14pm
  • people also say there is no such thing as a fancy way to put it in a girls butt. i beg to differ on both...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Babeland is nice store too, lots of toys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Never been to the Reeperbahn in Hamburg, Germany huh? Loads if fancy sexstores..

    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 11, 11 at 6:18pm
  • an alex would be stupid enough to think that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 7:47 enjoy your delusions, they're all you have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Has everyone dated someone named Alex or has everyone here just banged my ex-gf? Either way, meh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:30am
  • LOL i know and love this Alex ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:49pm
  • Good Vibrations sex store isn't skanky at ALL. I love it. It makes me feel like an empowered woman and not like a slut. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:47pm
  • i realllyyyy disagree, being an Alex, i think i'd know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I agree with 10:30, Fairvilla is one of the nicer ones in Orlando. Much nicer than Premier Adult Factory Outlet, that place is sketchy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:46am
  • i know this alex. hahaha he would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:59am
  • 9:20 and 9:27 are the same person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Key West has a great one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Yeah, seriously, if you think there are no classy sex shops then you've been going to the wrong sex shops my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:02pm
  • All of you above are tools

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:15pm
  • obv. you havent been to Paris...they have classy sex stores.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:53pm
  • this is obviously alex baldwin, superstar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:31pm
  • I live next to a classy feminist sex store actually... it's like a cozy living room full of non-toxic dildo's and space age vibrators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:27pm
  • um the hustler hollywood store and cafe' on sunset blvd in beverly hills is fancy. great porn and burgers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:17am
  • DO THEY HAVE A DAYCARE IN SPENCERS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:55pm
  • There are a couple in San Francisco. Get with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:36pm
  • love boutique - it's new. They even sell hello kitty vibrators!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:14am
  • AHAHAHAHAHHA 8:05, sooooooogoooooooooooooood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:42pm
  • 7:49 is trying to start a fight with the alex girlfriend. ridic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:01pm
  • well then 5:53 and 5:53 #2.... what sex store would you be referring to that is so classy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:56pm
  • I'm a girl in Orlando named Alex....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:07pm
  • 5:48, I am an Alex and I am NOT stupid enough to think something like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:15pm
  • omg I go to college in orlando but am home for the summer, and my boyfriend who lives in orlando is named alex...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Feminist run sex shops are nice and classy. Nice decor and no creepy guys masturbating in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:29pm
  • your an idiot for even talking to her. some people never learn. did she work at a strip club too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:01pm
  • South Orange Blossom Trail FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:12pm
  • 5:56 All major cities have at least one, if you're in the country then pickings are considerably more slim.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm
  • YOU IDIOTS THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MENT FOR ALEX TREBEC HE WAS FILMING JEOPARDY IN ORLANDO 2 NIGHTS AGO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:05pm
  • 12;13 is the proof that you would be wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:14am
  • I'm an alex and I need to hook up with girls named alex so when we have sex I can call out my own name and she wont know the difference. did that by accident with some other chicks but a couple of 'em got mad and kicked me out. someone help me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:49am
  • i agree with 2:32 Old woman have the rights and needs to masturbate and no one should be judging. after all you are all on this sight. have you masturbated? so why cant an elderely woman who has probably more experiance than any of you! lay off alittle alright? she is allowed to pleasure herself!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:19am
  • This Alex is me. I said I wanted to do something exciting today like go to this place called x-mart which is supposedly nicer and my friend replied with that text. It was pretty nice by the way haha. I also am a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:29pm
  • 7:38 Cause there's only one Alex in all of Orlando.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:42pm
  • yes there is its called exotic emporium on 17-92 in longwood

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:29am
  • I know alex too!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Fairvilla!!! South OBT baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Venus Envy (in Ottawa) or Aren't We Naughty (in the GTA, not sure if there's others)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Ahahahahah this alex is my best friend. Love you girl <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:00pm
  • I see a business opportunity!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Lies! Alex, you and I both know, there are fancy sex stores, the kind of stores where you feel like dressing up just to go to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:07pm
  • 7:42 the 1st thing you said was the whole world not orlando...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Oh My, in Northampton, MA is classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:16pm
  • 9:38.. marry me (:D then never stop fucking or smoking weed with me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:59pm
  • 8:01 there are 5 people claiming to know this alex, yet orlando has almost 200,000 people in it, you actually think anyone knows this alex?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I am 99% sure this is about me

    Submitted by alopez610 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Too Timid, on Newbury St, in Boston. Definitely fancy, definitely a sex store. I call it the Bath and Body Works of vibrators, shelves of products displayed elegantly. So much better than the much better known Condom World down the street.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:40am
  • this sounds like this guy that i was seeing for a while.. his ex is a dumbass who thinks she's the shhhhiiiit and her name is alex too.. seems like something she would say.. shes was also strippaaaa... so it wouldn't surprise me..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:50pm
  • there are high end sex toy boutiques in new york city, at least

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:01pm
  • its all about the presentation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:03pm
  • False! Next thing you'll say is that there are no classy strippers!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:13am
  • JIMMY JANE!!!! THEY HAVE DIMOND VIBRATORS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:50pm
  • I just fucked 9:20 and they have way more than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:27pm
  • this is alexander graham bell, inventor of the telephone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:52pm
  • alex can also be a chicks name too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:57pm
  • 7:36, 407 is the Orlando area code, and 7:30 was talking about her boyfriend Alex from Orlando. Fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:38pm
  • 7:42 get over it I thought it was a funny coincidence is all, now go run along and pick fights with someone else about the jonas brothers or twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:48pm
  • ^ I think 7:36 made fun of you more then 7:42, but hey whatever makes you feel better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:50pm
  • EVERYONE HERE IS THE SAME PERSON, OBAMA YOU CANT TRICK ME ANYMORE, I SEE THROUGH YOUR EVIL SOCIALIST PLOT!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:34pm
  • 7:36 and 7:42 were the same person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:57pm
  • The birds and the bees in PA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:39pm
  • 9:20 Enjoy your virginity, it's all you have.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:22pm
  • wow your boyfriend is name alex? No way! Imagine someone else in the whole world named Alex! FREAKY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:36pm
  • i want a diamond vibrator!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 9:52pm
  • i just bought the biggest vibrator its a foot long

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Fairvilla on OBT is the fanciest sex store in Orlando

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 10:30pm
  • HEY IM BIG BERTHA, I STAIN MY PANTIES WITH MY PERIOD BUT THATS OK BECAUSE ITS TOTALLY NATURAL, SO I WEAR THOSE PANTIES AROUND ALL THE TIME AND SHOW OFF MY STAINS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:58pm
  • this text is getting too much hype. kill it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 8:07pm