You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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I saw this at a party. Amazed he didn't end up in the ER for cutting an artery.
Glass tables + drunk people never ends well. Let's just all agree that until you and all your mates can hold your liquor you just stick to IKEA, K?
Why would u give this a thumbs down? That's a wicked good night
I know two drunk guys that thought it was safe to arm wrestle on one. It wasn't pretty.
Then you turned off the movie and decided something funny in a movie will get me posted on tfln. Woooo
There should be conversational "" but they ran away. I hate most people on some level but liars are up there.
Nothing ruins a game of Fuck the Dealer like someone breaking a glass table.