I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
im six kinds of drunk right now
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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