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All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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