I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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