She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can you bring me the toilet please
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize
