I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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stupid, but love the "vajayjay"
i put a bare ice cube on my clit and went into shock.
i just put some snow on the tip of my penis, let me text someone now...
Who cares if the texts are real? 90% are fake, but there still funny. So take em for what they are or leave this site
4:04 good point. Ready for sex!
Chizzle, mah nizzle!
what was the vajayjay doing out in the snow anyhow??
strange to text this to someone..
10:19 you mean SITE?
I just put an ice cube up my butt, then farted. That vase was not that special.
we need to start a site called "fake texts from last night" for you faking jackasses and also for you pricks that call fake all the time .
From the new Jeff that thinks the other Jeff needs to go get a
Why would this be a good idea? Ever?
10:19 - or your/you're. Augh!!
No offense, but you're an idiot.
no u didnt. this shit is dumb and fake
Yellow snow ftw... Not
I'm ashamed you're from the same state
Vajayjay, good God, no matter how much snow you use, your cunt will always be nasty, if your mouth utters such assbackwards words then your cunt is just beyond help.
I bet I know this dumb bitch.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
You are a bad idea.
you are a fucking moron. why would you think this was a good idea? idiot.
cold....but wet n ready
Frozen little flappies
Gee, putting little bits of ice onto your sensitive lady bits is a bad idea? Who could possibly have known?
worse idea: calling it your 'vajayjay'
Hey I say vajayjay sometimes... But seriously who would wanna wipe snow on it haha
Really, only Colorado
And the award for dumbass of the year goes to...
pretty sure this text is a fake text from a guy.
no one needs to know that.
Anyone who thinks this is real is honestly the most retarted person on earth ever born
Wow... Much respect...grew up in CO and appreciate snow wipes
Hopefully it sterilized you bc dumbasses like you shouldn't reproduce.
I think she pissed outside and wiped with snow and some got on her vag
You know your from Colorado when...
That word is a bad idea.
Thats funny as shit...