I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i just put some snow on the tip of my penis, let me text someone now...
i put a bare ice cube on my clit and went into shock.
what was the vajayjay doing out in the snow anyhow??
I just put an ice cube up my butt, then farted. That vase was not that special.
strange to text this to someone..
10:19 - or your/you're. Augh!!
No offense, but you're an idiot.
Chizzle, mah nizzle!
Really, only Colorado
4:04 good point. Ready for sex!
worse idea: calling it your 'vajayjay'
Frozen little flappies
Vajayjay, good God, no matter how much snow you use, your cunt will always be nasty, if your mouth utters such assbackwards words then your cunt is just beyond help.
stupid, but love the "vajayjay"
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
no u didnt. this shit is dumb and fake
cold....but wet n ready
10:19 you mean SITE?
Why would this be a good idea? Ever?
no one needs to know that.
I bet I know this dumb bitch.
I'm ashamed you're from the same state
Who cares if the texts are real? 90% are fake, but there still funny. So take em for what they are or leave this site
Gee, putting little bits of ice onto your sensitive lady bits is a bad idea? Who could possibly have known?
we need to start a site called "fake texts from last night" for you faking jackasses and also for you pricks that call fake all the time .
From the new Jeff that thinks the other Jeff needs to go get a
Wow... Much respect...grew up in CO and appreciate snow wipes
Hopefully it sterilized you bc dumbasses like you shouldn't reproduce.
Thats funny as shit...
I think she pissed outside and wiped with snow and some got on her vag
Yellow snow ftw... Not
You are a bad idea.
pretty sure this text is a fake text from a guy.
Hey I say vajayjay sometimes... But seriously who would wanna wipe snow on it haha
And the award for dumbass of the year goes to...
you are a fucking moron. why would you think this was a good idea? idiot.
That word is a bad idea.
You know your from Colorado when...
Anyone who thinks this is real is honestly the most retarted person on earth ever born