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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    i just put some snow on the tip of my penis, let me text someone now...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:14pm

    i put a bare ice cube on my clit and went into shock.

  • 83 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:10pm

    I just put an ice cube up my butt, then farted. That vase was not that special.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:30pm

    what was the vajayjay doing out in the snow anyhow??

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:54pm

    10:19 - or your/you're. Augh!!

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:03pm

    strange to text this to someone..

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:26pm

    Chizzle, mah nizzle!

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:42pm

    4:04 good point. Ready for sex!

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:01am

    Vajayjay, good God, no matter how much snow you use, your cunt will always be nasty, if your mouth utters such assbackwards words then your cunt is just beyond help.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:01am

    Freeeezing coooochhh.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:59pm

    No offense, but you're an idiot.

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:22pm

    Really, only Colorado

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:04pm

    no one needs to know that.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:20pm

    worse idea: calling it your 'vajayjay'

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:31pm

    I'm ashamed you're from the same state

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:22pm

    Frozen little flappies

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:00pm

    Hopefully it sterilized you bc dumbasses like you shouldn't reproduce.

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:59pm

    Who cares if the texts are real? 90% are fake, but there still funny. So take em for what they are or leave this site

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:18am

    we need to start a site called "fake texts from last night" for you faking jackasses and also for you pricks that call fake all the time . From the new Jeff that thinks the other Jeff needs to go get a slam piece.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:45pm

    WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm

    no u didnt. this shit is dumb and fake

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:48pm

    Gee, putting little bits of ice onto your sensitive lady bits is a bad idea? Who could possibly have known?

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:02pm

    stupid, but love the "vajayjay"

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:02am

    10:19 you mean SITE?

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:04am

    cold....but wet n ready

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:30pm

    I bet I know this dumb bitch.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15am

    Yellow snow ftw... Not

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:12am

    Thats funny as shit...

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:22pm

    pretty sure this text is a fake text from a guy.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:08pm

    You are a bad idea.

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:25pm

    Why would this be a good idea? Ever?

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:20am

    Wow... Much respect...grew up in CO and appreciate snow wipes

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:06pm

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  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    I think she pissed outside and wiped with snow and some got on her vag

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:16am

    Hey I say vajayjay sometimes... But seriously who would wanna wipe snow on it haha

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    you are a fucking moron. why would you think this was a good idea? idiot.

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:14am

    You know your from Colorado when...

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:55pm

    Anyone who thinks this is real is honestly the most retarted person on earth ever born

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:39pm

    And the award for dumbass of the year goes to...

  • 22 37
    Submitted by jltc on Feb 8, 12 at 11:37am

    That word is a bad idea.