I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i just put some snow on the tip of my penis, let me text someone now...
i put a bare ice cube on my clit and went into shock.
4:04 good point. Ready for sex!
I just put an ice cube up my butt, then farted. That vase was not that special.
10:19 - or your/you're. Augh!!
what was the vajayjay doing out in the snow anyhow??
stupid, but love the "vajayjay"
No offense, but you're an idiot.
Chizzle, mah nizzle!
strange to text this to someone..
Vajayjay, good God, no matter how much snow you use, your cunt will always be nasty, if your mouth utters such assbackwards words then your cunt is just beyond help.
Why would this be a good idea? Ever?
10:19 you mean SITE?
Who cares if the texts are real? 90% are fake, but there still funny. So take em for what they are or leave this site
worse idea: calling it your 'vajayjay'
Really, only Colorado
Frozen little flappies
cold....but wet n ready
we need to start a site called "fake texts from last night" for you faking jackasses and also for you pricks that call fake all the time .
From the new Jeff that thinks the other Jeff needs to go get a
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??
no u didnt. this shit is dumb and fake
Gee, putting little bits of ice onto your sensitive lady bits is a bad idea? Who could possibly have known?
I bet I know this dumb bitch.
no one needs to know that.
I'm ashamed you're from the same state
You are a bad idea.
Yellow snow ftw... Not
I think she pissed outside and wiped with snow and some got on her vag
Thats funny as shit...
Wow... Much respect...grew up in CO and appreciate snow wipes
Hey I say vajayjay sometimes... But seriously who would wanna wipe snow on it haha
Hopefully it sterilized you bc dumbasses like you shouldn't reproduce.
you are a fucking moron. why would you think this was a good idea? idiot.
And the award for dumbass of the year goes to...
You know your from Colorado when...
That word is a bad idea.
pretty sure this text is a fake text from a guy.
Anyone who thinks this is real is honestly the most retarted person on earth ever born