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  • i just put some snow on the tip of my penis, let me text someone now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm
  • i put a bare ice cube on my clit and went into shock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:14pm
  • what was the vajayjay doing out in the snow anyhow??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I just put an ice cube up my butt, then farted. That vase was not that special.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:10pm
  • strange to text this to someone..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:03pm
  • 10:19 - or your/you're. Augh!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:54pm
  • No offense, but you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Chizzle, mah nizzle!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Really, only Colorado

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:22pm
  • 4:04 good point. Ready for sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:42pm
  • worse idea: calling it your 'vajayjay'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Vajayjay, good God, no matter how much snow you use, your cunt will always be nasty, if your mouth utters such assbackwards words then your cunt is just beyond help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:01am
  • Freeeezing coooochhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:01am
  • stupid, but love the "vajayjay"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:02pm
  • no one needs to know that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:04pm
  • no u didnt. this shit is dumb and fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Frozen little flappies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:22pm
  • Why would this be a good idea? Ever?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:25pm
  • I'm ashamed you're from the same state

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:31pm
  • 10:19 you mean SITE?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:02am
  • Who cares if the texts are real? 90% are fake, but there still funny. So take em for what they are or leave this site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:59pm
  • WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:45pm
  • cold....but wet n ready

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:04am
  • Gee, putting little bits of ice onto your sensitive lady bits is a bad idea? Who could possibly have known?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:48pm
  • I bet I know this dumb bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:30pm
  • we need to start a site called "fake texts from last night" for you faking jackasses and also for you pricks that call fake all the time . From the new Jeff that thinks the other Jeff needs to go get a slam piece.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 1:18am
  • Hopefully it sterilized you bc dumbasses like you shouldn't reproduce.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:00pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Wow... Much respect...grew up in CO and appreciate snow wipes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:20am
  • Yellow snow ftw... Not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:15am
  • Thats funny as shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:12am
  • I think she pissed outside and wiped with snow and some got on her vag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:58pm
  • pretty sure this text is a fake text from a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:22pm
  • You are a bad idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:08pm
  • Hey I say vajayjay sometimes... But seriously who would wanna wipe snow on it haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:16am
  • And the award for dumbass of the year goes to...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:39pm
  • you are a fucking moron. why would you think this was a good idea? idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 11:25pm
  • That word is a bad idea.

    Submitted by jltc on Feb 8, 12 at 11:37am
  • You know your from Colorado when...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:14am
  • Anyone who thinks this is real is honestly the most retarted person on earth ever born

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:55pm