i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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