yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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