I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
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No, seriously, there is no need to choose. I've had 25 years experience of successfully loving - and frequently enjoying - both.
Alternate food and dick. You'll keep in shape that way.
Choose dick, you'll be skinny and satisfied
Eat a dick!
Have sex with food. 2 birds, 1 stone.
Long term or short term?