Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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