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  • I had sex in my prius a while back and the lady sliced her knee on a bike pump. we didn't realized it til we were done and there was blood on the seats, ceiling and floor. I never really cleaned it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:09pm
  • hahah i hate people that say "this isn't a text from last night" just cause their lives are boring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:10pm
  • u killed her for owning a hummer, then raped her, quit lying to get out of it you sick sick man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:11pm
  • are they terrible to have sex in because of the fact that the person you're having sex with drives a prius is a major turn off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:45pm
  • their was a text from last night recently the "kid in king arthurs cunt" that one was fukn funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Don't have sex with priusites. They may reproduce. They are seldom worth screwing anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Just doing your part by going GREEN! Taking one for the environment..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Prius the VW Bug of this generation. By Bug I mean the rear engine ones. Try getting laid in out of those.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I've fucked in my prius many times... you just gotta push the front seat up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:52pm
  • In my experience, if you lay down the backseat of a Prius, it's actually super conducive to lovin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:08pm
  • ahhh tell me about it! hate my prius...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Never fuck in cars. You should fuck on cars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:11pm
  • You think Priuses are bad. Try it in a Yaris. Those fuckers lied, they are not surprisingly roomy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Oh, so Massachusetts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:37pm
  • how long ago did tfln start?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I've had sex in a prius. It worked pretty well actually,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:26pm
  • tiburons arent much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Question for all: "Has anyone fucked in a Smart Car besides me"? Now that was really bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:28pm
  • What is the plural of Prius?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:08pm
  • HAHAHA you had sex in a Prius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:48am
  • Mini Cooper Sex rulz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:35pm
  • tfln started out ok then somewhere along the way they started posting fake crap like this now that's all that gets on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:30pm
  • don't expect him to be a 'big spender'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:04pm
  • i got pregnant from having sex in a fucking prius.......damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:54am
  • volvos are awesome..so roomy amd thanks for the Prius tip lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 1:45am
  • hahah @6:45.. but id like to disagree. the prius is ugly but the sex in it.. ahhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Try the trunk. It's easier to have sex in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:01pm