Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize