Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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you stuffed your bra with grass...it failed to impress the humans, but the horse was interested
In the most awesome way ever, of course.
By wearing it inside out?
Want me to show you again?
Unfortunately the answer is very formal.
You won the contest for the longest slide on the slip-n-slide.
I'm with hippiesgotohell duckdaring you really need to shut your dumb ass up!!! You post pointless shit that has nothin to do with half the shit you comment on. Shut the fuck up dumb fuck!!!
Maybe those weren't your slippers you found after you woke up in your bosses yard after last Friday's department barbecue, after all. And, maybe his wife didn't tie them together while you were sleeping so she could laugh at you while you kept falling over. Maybe you owe some sweet lady an apology. But then again, maybe that only happens to girls I get serious with. \nSorry, I have no answer for you.