..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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