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say what?
wanna hang out?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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