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  • 1:20 is full of bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:40pm
  • You have a BMI of 20 or so. You're not fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:07pm
  • you know, my hs valedictorian got breast implants as a graduation gift.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:05pm
  • i know a girl with one arm.. she's dated like everyone at my school. she's a one armed whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:39pm
  • she'd also kill and cook your dinner, fix your plumbing, and install your satellite dish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:04pm
  • No more shake n bake, 12:37. From now on it's magic man and el diablo (it's Spanish fir like a fighting chicken with talons).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:55pm
  • My point is, I'd poke this girl and let her support me into old age. She'd stay fit riding horses and pitching bales of hay and shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Screwing around with drunk guys who don't know how to fuck? No thank you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:20pm
  • I'm not fat you jerk. I have to wonder what life choices you made if that's the cleverest you can be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:36pm
  • cat lady in training

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:33pm
  • Shake and bake 12:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:37pm
  • i bet farm girl is built and is going to track some ISPs and kick some asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:34pm
  • You only assume she lied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:32pm
  • 1:20 is eighteen and knows better than to waste her time on misogynist morons like yourself, 1:22, so quick to believe he can't get good pussy because there isn't good pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Actually I happen to live in a really small kentucky town where the few boys my age were hicks and idiots. So I worked my ass off in school and got a scholarship and I don't care if I'll be a virgin the next four years because I'll be doing something with my life, unlike you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:28pm
  • I fuckin miss college so much! The more fucked up you are the more girls you got!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:38pm
  • orrrrrrrrr...she's a whale and is livid with jealousy that no buys will give her the time of day, let alone a tip of the cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:12pm
  • because you are a girl and girls always take at least 10 pounds off their real weight. Even 115 is a bit high for 5'3" and 125 is a piggy, piggy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:07pm
  • these guys are jealous. when you get your degree and start your career you will never have to be around them again. chin up girl, you will be amazing. i wish i had your drive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Even 125 is a BMI of 22 and still isn't considered overweight. We don't know her muscle mass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:09pm
  • I don't know how difficult the rural Kentucy school system is, but dividing my time between track, post-secondary, and AP classes, I didn't have time for boys after eighth grade. (Some boys like smart, ambitious girls by the way. Unfortunately for the guys here those girls have standards.) So what. You have priorities. Is UC the University of Chicago?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:57pm
  • what do you know now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:27pm
  • farm chicks aren't fat, they're like white trash girls, skinny and no boobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:37pm
  • come at you like a spider monkey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 1:20 has the saggy ass, floppy ass and poose pussy that 1:15 was talking about. Take it to the retirement home you lousy cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I have one arm, and I seriously pick up more than enough girls. in fact, they find it very interesting, Its a great ice breaker, and ill mention that most of them wonder what its like to have sex with a one armed guy, including using my stump.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:10am
  • No, it's the University of Cincinnati. They gave me the most money. Thank you and 2:49, I know I'm doing what's best right now. And 2:57, I can tell you it's 5'3" and 115, but how would you know if I'm lying?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:02pm
  • The Body Mass Index isn't exact, 3:31. Without knowing her fat to muscle ratio and bone structure - being big or small-boned - we can't be certain. But a BMI of 22 isn't fat by the number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:38pm
  • O k l a h o m a !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:55pm
  • why choose a saggy ass, floppy tits and a worn out pussy over freshman meat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:15pm
  • You would probably learn to give good head and good hand jobs slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Body Mass Index. I'm a med student and 115 is low for 5'3". (I'd hit that.) However it does not determine the percentage of body fat and you could still be skinny-fat. Your campus probably has calipers in their student gym for you to get measured.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I think you meant IP addresses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:35pm
  • probably has her knees glued together with crazy glue AND wears a chastity belt. A real prize

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:11pm
  • Um...yeah I'd rather take the time to meet a guy that can fuck reallllly well, not a college freshman. Shittt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22pm
  • I wanna go fast. R.B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:33pm
  • if she's from a small town in Kentucky she's not a virgin -- she's been banging her borther and cousins since she got her 1st pubic hair. If it's got hair, it's fair. Yee Haw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:49pm
  • piggy, piggy. Guys know when a chick is fat. It depends more on distribution of the blubber and not the total weight. Big tits and small waist = not fat. Small tits and a big muffin around the waist = fat. Thunder thighs = fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:22pm
  • "piggy piggy"? do you live in your mother's basement?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • "I'm not fat.." Bullshit. How about your REAL height and weight? Let TFLN decide if you are fat or not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:57pm
  • awww.........isn't this sweet. Why don't 1:20 and 1:40 (and 1:15) go get a room and talk their differences out?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:57pm
  • 1:20 probably won't be able to talk well with the cock she's going to have in her mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:57pm
  • 1:20 is probably ALL talk. And has gotta be still a virgin. No self respecting man would touch that with his rommate's dick, even if she is 18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:05pm
  • If your not first, you're last. R.B.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • boo hoo hoo. Now our feelings are hurt. I'm going to my room and have myself a good cry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:00pm
  • how much do they think a 5'3" girl should weigh?! i'm 5'1" and my ideal weight is 105!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:32pm
  • if she is as driven as she claims, she'd probably spend long hours at work and 3:41 could have some pussy on the side to keep satisfied. And 1:20 can wonder why she's still a virgin after marriage. You can take the girl out of the country but can't take the country out of the girl. Shit howdy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:48pm
  • yep...definitely a whale. a virgin -- but not by choice. Sucks to be her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:31pm
  • sorry bitch, you're too old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Oh my god, some of you are so childish with your stereotypical attacks (you're fat, you're a hick, blah, blah, blah...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • My point exactly. She's not fat if it takes an 18-19 BMI to be considered underweight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • 1:20 is a biomechanical engineering major who just started at UC. And I'll be one of the freshman girls you try and fail to get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:49pm
  • U of Cincinnati has a decent football team. Why don't you let them break in that 18 year old pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Hey I grew up on a farm in Missouri and our chicks weren't fat but they were all very, very muscular, tiny waists and broad shoulders. But everyone has bad teeth. Do you have bad teeth 2:36?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:42pm
  • 12:41 gave me anorexia and arthritis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:53am
  • I would've lied. 5'7" and 104! Makes me think you were honest. stupid but honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:48pm
  • you spent almost three hours fighting this girl. she stepped out early AND had other people defending her. i think we know who won.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:13pm
  • 5'3" and 125 is F A T no matter how you try to hide it. 5'3" is fat but not as disgusting either way 1:20 needs to hit the gym

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 3:31pm