I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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1:20 is full of bullshit
you know, my hs valedictorian got breast implants as a graduation gift.
You have a BMI of 20 or so. You're not fat.
i know a girl with one arm.. she's dated like everyone at my school. she's a one armed whore.
she'd also kill and cook your dinner, fix your plumbing, and install your satellite dish.
My point is, I'd poke this girl and let her support me into old age. She'd stay fit riding horses and pitching bales of hay and shit.
No more shake n bake, 12:37. From now on it's magic man and el diablo (it's Spanish fir like a fighting chicken with talons).
cat lady in training
Screwing around with drunk guys who don't know how to fuck? No thank you.
i bet farm girl is built and is going to track some ISPs and kick some asses.
I'm not fat you jerk. I have to wonder what life choices you made if that's the cleverest you can be.
these guys are jealous. when you get your degree and start your career you will never have to be around them again. chin up girl, you will be amazing. i wish i had your drive.
orrrrrrrrr...she's a whale and is livid with jealousy that no buys will give her the time of day, let alone a tip of the cock
because you are a girl and girls always take at least 10 pounds off their real weight. Even 115 is a bit high for 5'3" and 125 is a piggy, piggy
I fuckin miss college so much! The more fucked up you are the more girls you got!!!
I wanna go fast.
Shake and bake 12:30
Actually I happen to live in a really small kentucky town where the few boys my age were hicks and idiots. So I worked my ass off in school and got a scholarship and I don't care if I'll be a virgin the next four years because I'll be doing something with my life, unlike you.
You only assume she lied.
1:20 is eighteen and knows better than to waste her time on misogynist morons like yourself, 1:22, so quick to believe he can't get good pussy because there isn't good pussy.
I don't know how difficult the rural Kentucy school system is, but dividing my time between track, post-secondary, and AP classes, I didn't have time for boys after eighth grade. (Some boys like smart, ambitious girls by the way. Unfortunately for the guys here those girls have standards.) So what. You have priorities.
Is UC the University of Chicago?
farm chicks aren't fat, they're like white trash girls, skinny and no boobs.
1:20 has the saggy ass, floppy ass and poose pussy that 1:15 was talking about. Take it to the retirement home you lousy cunt
I have one arm, and I seriously pick up more than enough girls. in fact, they find it very interesting, Its a great ice breaker, and ill mention that most of them wonder what its like to have sex with a one armed guy, including using my stump.
if she's from a small town in Kentucky she's not a virgin -- she's been banging her borther and cousins since she got her 1st pubic hair. If it's got hair, it's fair. Yee Haw
Even 125 is a BMI of 22 and still isn't considered overweight. We don't know her muscle mass.
O k l a h o m a !!!!
come at you like a spider monkey!
what do you know now?
piggy, piggy. Guys know when a chick is fat. It depends more on distribution of the blubber and not the total weight. Big tits and small waist = not fat. Small tits and a big muffin around the waist = fat. Thunder thighs = fat.
No, it's the University of Cincinnati. They gave me the most money. Thank you and 2:49, I know I'm doing what's best right now. And 2:57, I can tell you it's 5'3" and 115, but how would you know if I'm lying?
why choose a saggy ass, floppy tits and a worn out pussy over freshman meat
You would probably learn to give good head and good hand jobs slut!
My point exactly. She's not fat if it takes an 18-19 BMI to be considered underweight.
Body Mass Index. I'm a med student and 115 is low for 5'3". (I'd hit that.) However it does not determine the percentage of body fat and you could still be skinny-fat. Your campus probably has calipers in their student gym for you to get measured.
1:20 probably won't be able to talk well with the cock she's going to have in her mouth
I think you meant IP addresses.
Um...yeah I'd rather take the time to meet a guy that can fuck reallllly well, not a college freshman. Shittt.
Oh my god, some of you are so childish with your stereotypical attacks (you're fat, you're a hick, blah, blah, blah...)
The Body Mass Index isn't exact, 3:31. Without knowing her fat to muscle ratio and bone structure - being big or small-boned - we can't be certain. But a BMI of 22 isn't fat by the number.
"piggy piggy"? do you live in your mother's basement?
sorry bitch, you're too old
Hey I grew up on a farm in Missouri and our chicks weren't fat but they were all very, very muscular, tiny waists and broad shoulders. But everyone has bad teeth. Do you have bad teeth 2:36?
probably has her knees glued together with crazy glue AND wears a chastity belt. A real prize
1:20 is probably ALL talk. And has gotta be still a virgin. No self respecting man would touch that with his rommate's dick, even if she is 18
awww.........isn't this sweet. Why don't 1:20 and 1:40 (and 1:15) go get a room and talk their differences out?
1:20 is a biomechanical engineering major who just started at UC. And I'll be one of the freshman girls you try and fail to get.
"I'm not fat.." Bullshit. How about your REAL height and weight? Let TFLN decide if you are fat or not
If your not first, you're last.
boo hoo hoo. Now our feelings are hurt. I'm going to my room and have myself a good cry
if she is as driven as she claims, she'd probably spend long hours at work and 3:41 could have some pussy on the side to keep satisfied. And 1:20 can wonder why she's still a virgin after marriage. You can take the girl out of the country but can't take the country out of the girl. Shit howdy
yep...definitely a whale. a virgin -- but not by choice. Sucks to be her
U of Cincinnati has a decent football team. Why don't you let them break in that 18 year old pussy
how much do they think a 5'3" girl should weigh?! i'm 5'1" and my ideal weight is 105!
12:41 gave me anorexia and arthritis.
I would've lied. 5'7" and 104! Makes me think you were honest. stupid but honest.
you spent almost three hours fighting this girl. she stepped out early AND had other people defending her.
i think we know who won.
5'3" and 125 is F A T no matter how you try to hide it. 5'3" is fat but not as disgusting either way 1:20 needs to hit the gym