dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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