I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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