You smell like a Billy Joel song
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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