He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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