your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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