I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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