In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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