screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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